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[SIREN WAILING]

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[♪♪♪]

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BATMAN: <i> Greetings, Batfans.</i>

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This is Batman.

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And Robin the Boy Wonder.

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And me too, Bat-Mite.

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Welcoming you to <i> The
New Adventures of Batman.</i>

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<i>Watch us wage our never-ending </i>
b<i>attle of good vs. evil.</i>

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ROBIN: <i> Ride with us,</i>

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<i>as we chase the greatest
array of villains</i>

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<i> the world has ever seen.</i>

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<i>Proving that crime </i>
d<i>oes not pay.</i>

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BATMAN: <i> Get set for
thrills and action.</i>

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Join me, Batman.

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And me, Robin the Boy Wonder.

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And Batgirl.

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And me too, Bat-Mite.

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ROBIN: <i> In the super</i>
New Adventures of...

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BATMAN: Batman.

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[♪♪♪]

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[SIRENS WAILING]

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ANNOUNCER: <i> And now
with the</i> Nightly News,

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<i>here is Gotham City's </i>
n<i>umber one anchorman...</i>

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<i> Boyd Baxter.</i>

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Good evening.

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The top story tonight

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is the worsening oil shortage

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being felt across the nation,

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<i>and here in our very
own Gotham City.</i>

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<i>As the thermometer </i>
c<i>ontinues to drop,</i>

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<i> energy officials assure us</i>

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<i>that a trainload, </i> <i>of
much needed heating oil,</i>

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<i> is headed our way and--</i>

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And it will never arrive.

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[MEOWS]

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All right, Clayface...

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let's get to work.

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We have a lot of oil to collect.

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[MEOWS]

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Clayface, it's
working purr-fectly.

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Couldn't be better.

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And this is only the beginning.

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Yes.

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Soon every drop of oil--

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[MEOWS]

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--in the country will be ours.

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We'll sell the stuff for a
hundred dollars an ounce.

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We'll be so rich.

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We'll never have to
lift a finger again.

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Except to count our money.

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[LAUGHING MEOW]

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[CLAYFACE CACKLES]

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[♪♪♪]

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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BRUCE: Eat your heart
out, Dickie-boy.

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There's no way that jalopy

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of yours can beat mine.

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Don't count your
chickens yet, Bruce.

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Hi, Caped Cru--

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Bat-Mite, look out.

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Yipes!

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[♪♪♪]

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ROBIN: I can't stop it.

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Looks like Bat-Mite won by
the seat of his pants, Dick.

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[DICK CHUCKLES]

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[BEEPING]

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Bruce, the Bat-Signal.

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Let's go.

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Nobody loves a winner.

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Hey, wait for me, guys.

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[♪♪♪]

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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Hi, guys. What's the caper?

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That's what we're going
to find out, Bat-Mite.

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Oh, boy, I hope it's a good one.

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I'm really in the mood

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for some "rock 'em,
sock 'em" action.

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I assure you, Mr. Baxter,
that the police department

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will be working around the clock
to stop these oil hijackings.

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BAXTER: <i> My viewers are
demanding</i> <i> action, commissioner.</i>

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Now what are you going
to do about this?

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I've called Batman and
Robin into the case.

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I'll keep you
posted, Mr. Baxter.

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This oil-disappearing act
is driving me nuts, Barbara.

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I know someone who can
unravel this mystery, Dad.

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Of course, Batman and Robin.

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They're on their way.

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Actually, I was
thinking of Batgirl.

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[LAUGHS]

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No, this is far too big for her.

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Oh, come on, Dad.

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Batgirl can do
anything Batman can.

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You know, dear, the way
you stick up for Batgirl,

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you'd think she was
your twin sister.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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BATMAN: What's
up, commissioner?

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A trainload of crude oil,
headed for Gotham City,

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has disappeared, Batman.

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Disappeared?

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You mean stolen.

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Yes. Vanished into thin
air without a trace.

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Well, you wanna
know what I think--

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This could be a big
problem, with this cold snap

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getting worse by the
minute, commissioner.

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I think--

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You're telling me.

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And that TV newscaster,
Boyd Baxter,

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hasn't let me forget
it for a second.

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Know what I think--?

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Sounds to me like
they're going

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to rip-off a lot more oil
before they're through,

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and then make a ransom demand.

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Well, I think--

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Barbara's right, commissioner.

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How many oil storage
depots are there in town?

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There are two, Robin.

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The biggest one is down
near the waterfront

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and the other is
on the south side.

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Robin, you head
for the south side.

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I'll cover the waterfront.

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I've got some things to
take care of too, Dad.

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BARBARA: <i> As Batgirl.</i>

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Well, if you wanna
know what I think--

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Hey, wait for me,
Caped Crusaders.

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[♪♪♪]

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[DOGS BARKING]

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Holy barking bow-wows.

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Dogs or no dogs, I have to
check that tank out fast.

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The wire walk.

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Leaping lumbago.

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There must be an easier
way to make a living.

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Well, here goes nothing.

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[BARKING]

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Feet, don't fail me now.

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[BARKING]

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[BARKING]

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Holy no deposit, no return.

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It's empty.

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I'd better get Batman fast.

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[♪♪♪]

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So here you are, Boy Wonder.

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I've been looking
high and low for--

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Get outta the way, Bat-Mite.

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Yipes!

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Robin.

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The Bat-tramp
should do the trick.

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W-wow.

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It's Batgirl.

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Batgirl.

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How did you know
where to find me?

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There's no time to
tell you now, Robin.

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[SIGHS]

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Batman may need our help
down at the waterfront.

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That's right.

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Come on.

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Well, if you wanna
know what I think--

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Hey, wait for me, guys.

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Okay, okay.

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Nobody's perfect.

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[♪♪♪]

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There's the oil storage tank.

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And there's Catwoman
and Clayface.

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All right, you two...

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Cardboard.

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So they are, Bat-bungler,

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but I'm for real.

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[GRUNTS]

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Careful, Clayface.

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Not too tight.

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I want Batman to see

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how cleverly we drain
Gotham City dry.

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[MEOWS, GIGGLES]

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[CACKLES]

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Now, you're coming
with us, Batman.

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Thanks anyway, Catwoman...

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but this is where I...

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get off.

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Hey, you.

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Batman, are you okay?

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Yes, but I'll feel a lot better

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when we've nabbed
Catwoman and Clayface.

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They're up there.

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Not any more. Look.

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ROBIN: Holy
endangered species.

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Clayface turned
himself into an eagle.

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So long, Batman.

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We'll be seeing you again.

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Let's go.

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Oh, boy.

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Those sappy villains
don't stand a...

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chance!

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Wow. I've never
seen wheels move

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as fast as
Catwoman's kitty-car.

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Hold on to your socks, Robin.

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You haven't seen anything yet.

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If there's anything
I can't stand--

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[MEOWS]

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--it's tailgating.

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Especially when it's my tail.

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[MEOWS]

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Holy litterbugs, Batman.

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Look out.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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Uh-oh, I'd better
take an off-ramp fast.

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BAT-MITE: I don't feel good.

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Oh-oh-oh, oh, boy.

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[BAT-MITE WHIMPERS]

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Congratulations, Catwoman.

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You sure gave those
crime-fighting creeps the slip.

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[MEOWS]

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Batgirl to Dynamic Duo.

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You're not going to like this.

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BATGIRL: <i> Catwoman
and Clayface got away.</i>

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Terrific.

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Holy bad news.

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Here's something else I
don't think we're gonna like.

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ROBIN: Boyd Baxter's newscast.

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<i>Well, yet another </i>
d<i>aring robbery</i>

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<i>has drained </i> <i>Gotham
City's fuel tanks</i>

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<i>and left our shivering city </i>
w<i>ithout a drop of oil.</i>

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<i> [CHUCKLES]</i>

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<i>And while the guilty
culprits </i> <i>roam our streets,</i>

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<i>where is that so-called </i>
c<i>rime fighter, Batman?</i>

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<i> What's the matter, Batman?</i>

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<i> Or should I say, ha-ha-ha,</i>

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<i> Chicken Man.</i>

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Holy loudmouth.

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If he thinks it's so easy, why
doesn't he try catching 'em?

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<i>Since we've heard nothing from
the great Batman on this case,</i>

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<i>I've decided </i> <i>to
solve it myself.</i>

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Hey, I was only kidding.

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<i>Your action reporter, </i>
B<i>oyd Baxter,</i>

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<i> will get results.</i>

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<i>You stay tuned </i> <i>for
further details.</i>

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As Bat-Mite would say,

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"Ohhh, boy,

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I think we've got
big troubles."

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[♪♪♪]

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[BEEPING]

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Yes, commissioner?

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COMMISSIONER: <i> Batman,
I need your help.</i>

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There's a giant
supertanker full of oil

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due to arrive at the
Gotham City docks tonight.

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<i>This shipment </i> <i>has
been kept secret</i>

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<i> because of the oil hijackings.</i>

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<i>We aren't taking any
chances </i> <i>this time.</i>

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<i>I want you two to escort </i>
t<i>he tanker into the harbor</i>

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<i> and keep an eye on things.</i>

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BATMAN: <i> Don't worry,
commissioner,</i> <i> we'll be there.</i>

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And so will we, Batman.

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So will we.

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[MEOWS]

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Systems check, Robin?

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All systems optimum.

256
00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:46,113
Hey, Dynamic Duo,

257
00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:47,882
wait for dynamic me.

258
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,689
If you guys don't watch out,

259
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,325
I'm gonna start hanging
out with Batgirl full-time.

260
00:12:58,728 --> 00:12:59,760
Starting right now.

261
00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:07,134
There's nothing we can do now

262
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:09,604
but sit tight and wait.

263
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,539
Sorry to run out on you, Dad,

264
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,741
but I have some work
to take care of.

265
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:18,213
And I can only do it as Batgirl.

266
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,221
[SMOOCH]

267
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,489
Hi, Batgirl. What's up?

268
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:31,058
I'm going to try and find out
where Clayface and Catwoman

269
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,727
are hiding all the
oil they steal.

270
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,861
That's no problem.

271
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:34,929
With my super-sniffer--

272
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:35,930
[SNIFFS]

273
00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:37,164
--I can find it in a second.

274
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,667
No, no. That's all
right, Bat-Mite, I--

275
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:42,169
[SNIFFING]

276
00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:44,305
Bat-Mite, really, I can--

277
00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,742
Just follow my nose, Batgirl,

278
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,010
and I guarantee
we'll find oil.

279
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:53,114
Well, all right,
Bat-Mite, just this once.

280
00:13:56,553 --> 00:13:57,885
[♪♪♪]

281
00:13:57,887 --> 00:14:00,054
[SNIFFING]

282
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,023
Where's this oil you've been
talking about, Bat-Mite?

283
00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:04,892
We've been driving for hours.

284
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:06,093
You're telling me.

285
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,495
I'm starting to cramp up.

286
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,997
Hold it.

287
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,733
I think we're getting close.

288
00:14:11,735 --> 00:14:13,401
That way, Batgirl.

289
00:14:13,403 --> 00:14:15,236
BATGIRL: You've
got to be kidding.

290
00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:17,204
There's oil up there.
I can smell it.

291
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,907
[SIGHS] Oh, all right.

292
00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:21,409
Here goes nothing.

293
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:23,411
[♪♪♪]

294
00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:34,722
Oh, my gosh.

295
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,394
Hoo-hoo, oh, boy! Oh, boy!

296
00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:42,330
I thought it might need
a little more...red.

297
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,869
ROBIN: With these
energy shields, captain,

298
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:50,037
we're ready for anything

299
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:53,474
Clayface and Catwoman
can throw at us.

300
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,810
BATMAN: Yes, but are
we ready for this?

301
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,378
Holy boob tube.

302
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,746
It can't be.

303
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,247
I'm afraid so, Robin.

304
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,484
BATMAN: Boyd Baxter
in the flesh.

305
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,086
Oh, boy, that's all we need.

306
00:15:06,088 --> 00:15:07,455
Oh, boy?

307
00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:10,525
Well, I think it's a
catchy little phrase.

308
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,627
BAXTER: Ah, good
evening, Dynamic Duo.

309
00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:14,796
How did you know about
this tanker, Baxter?

310
00:15:14,798 --> 00:15:17,231
Well, a good investigative
reporter has his sources.

311
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,500
And what I said earlier
still goes, Batman.

312
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,902
I'm going to break
this case wide-open

313
00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:24,672
and expose the both of
you, for what you are...

314
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,673
frauds.

315
00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:28,909
BAT-MITE: Still
mad at me, Batgirl?

316
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,845
Well, there was oil there.

317
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,980
Oil paint, Bat-Mite.

318
00:15:32,982 --> 00:15:33,981
Not oil.

319
00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:35,650
Nobody's perfect.

320
00:15:36,886 --> 00:15:37,885
I smell oil, Batgirl.

321
00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:38,886
A lot of oil.

322
00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:40,621
That way.

323
00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:42,056
Forget it, Bat-Mite.

324
00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:44,124
No more wild oil chases.

325
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:46,260
BAT-MITE: There, in
that condemned building.

326
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,196
BATGIRL: You were
right, Bat-Mite.

327
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,598
There is oil in that building.

328
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,299
A whole trainload of it.

329
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:55,737
Don't I deserve some
kind of reward, Batgirl?

330
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:56,738
Oh, sure.

331
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,772
Thanks, Bat-Mite.

332
00:15:57,774 --> 00:15:59,874
Oh, boy, what a bummer.

333
00:16:13,823 --> 00:16:15,423
Stand by, Catwoman.

334
00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:21,028
Okay, we're in position.

335
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:23,531
Excellent, Clayface.

336
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,266
[MEOWS]

337
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,601
Those caped creeps above

338
00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:28,536
will never know what happened.

339
00:16:43,986 --> 00:16:45,453
Say, uh, captain,

340
00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:47,488
aren't you nervous
about being in charge

341
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,756
of this valuable cargo?

342
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:54,261
Not with Batman and Robin
onboard, Mr. Baxter.

343
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,730
I wouldn't be too sure.

344
00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:57,398
They haven't done
anything right yet.

345
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,902
But don't worry. If anything
happens I'll be here,

346
00:17:00,904 --> 00:17:02,236
and I'll be on top of it.

347
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,071
Holy helium.

348
00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:06,841
If we could bottle
all that hot air,

349
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:09,577
Gotham City's energy
problem would be licked.

350
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:10,912
Never mind, Robin.

351
00:17:10,914 --> 00:17:13,414
I'm getting a funny feeling
about this whole setup.

352
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:14,415
Come on.

353
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:16,551
I was afraid of this.

354
00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:18,553
Quick, Robin, check
the cargo hold.

355
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:22,890
ROBIN: Holy heists.

356
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:23,891
The oil's gone.

357
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:27,562
Mission accomplished, Clayface.

358
00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:29,263
[MEOWS]

359
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,166
Then let's go home so
we can count our money.

360
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,208
There go Batman and Robin.

361
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,777
Quick, into the chopper.

362
00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:44,779
I have them on sonar, Batman.

363
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:45,913
BATMAN: Nice work.

364
00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:48,182
Prepare to fire magnetic
underwater grapple.

365
00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:49,584
ROBIN: Ready. Fire.

366
00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,626
They snagged us, Catwoman.

367
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,060
I need some help here.

368
00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:01,061
Sorry, Clayface--

369
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,262
[MEOWS]

370
00:18:02,264 --> 00:18:05,232
--but now it's every
woman for herself.

371
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:06,868
CLAYFACE: No. Wait.

372
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:17,077
BAXTER: Catwoman's plane.

373
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,479
What a great scoop.

374
00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:20,648
All right, let's nab her.

375
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:23,584
BATMAN [OVER RADIO]: <i> Keep your
eyes peeled</i> <i> for the Cat-plane.</i>

376
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:24,919
<i> It's headed your way.</i>

377
00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:26,420
Roger, Batman.

378
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,156
<i>It should be approaching the
waterfront any second now.</i>

379
00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:30,591
Batgirl, look.

380
00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:31,726
There she is now.

381
00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:37,097
BAXTER: Come on, can't
this heap go any faster?

382
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,833
Catwoman's getting away.

383
00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:41,736
Sorry, Mr. Baxter,
it's wide-open now.

384
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:49,476
B-b-b-be c-careful,
B-B-B-Batgirl.

385
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:55,583
All right, Dynamic Duo.

386
00:18:55,585 --> 00:18:59,186
Get ready for one
whale of a surprise.

387
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:01,288
Ha-ha-ha-ha.

388
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,963
Holy harpoons.

389
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:10,431
ROBIN: Here comes Clayface.

390
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:16,503
Here he comes again.

391
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,875
ROBIN: Bull's-eye.

392
00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:21,876
You got him.

393
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:29,216
Sorry, Clayface,

394
00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,218
end of the line.

395
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:35,656
As one woman to another--

396
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:36,657
[MEOWS]

397
00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:38,993
--I admire your
courage, Batgirl.

398
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:41,328
But I think it's
time I showed you

399
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:45,900
how catty I can really be.

400
00:19:45,902 --> 00:19:47,401
Holy air sickness.

401
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,704
Batgirl's in big trouble.

402
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:52,707
Enjoying the ride, Batgirl?

403
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:55,676
[LAUGHING MEOW]

404
00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:57,411
Okay, Catwoman. Cut it out.

405
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,580
Reow! Don't touch that switch.

406
00:19:59,582 --> 00:20:00,715
Huh?

407
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,085
Hey, don't go running off.

408
00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:05,319
I can't fly this thing.

409
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:09,090
BAT-MITE: Oh, oh,
my, oh, gosh, gosh.

410
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:11,892
Oh, boy, I blew it again.

411
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,196
They ought to call me Bat-Klutz.

412
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:19,033
No, Bat-Mite, you
were very brave.

413
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,067
Batgirl.

414
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:23,738
Batgirl, you're terrific.

415
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,007
And so are you, Bat-Mite.

416
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:28,575
[SMOOCH]

417
00:20:28,577 --> 00:20:31,078
BAT-MITE: There's just one
problem: Catwoman escaped.

418
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,780
No, she didn't.

419
00:20:32,782 --> 00:20:34,715
She's hung up in
that tree down there.

420
00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,420
BAXTER: All right, roll the
cameras, roll the cameras.

421
00:20:40,422 --> 00:20:42,422
How about a big smile, Catwoman?

422
00:20:42,424 --> 00:20:43,423
That's good.

423
00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:44,424
Oh.

424
00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:46,293
[MEOWS]

425
00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:49,363
What a complete cat-tastrophe.

426
00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,032
[MEOWS]

427
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:55,335
BAXTER: This is Boyd Baxter,
here in front of WGC-TV,

428
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,572
where I am talking to
Batman, Robin and Batgirl.

429
00:20:58,574 --> 00:20:59,874
Don't forget Bat-Mite.

430
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,743
Oh, yes, and uh, this
little guy here, Bat-Mite.

431
00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:05,546
Well, guys, you finally managed
to capture the oil thieves,

432
00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,181
and it's about time.

433
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,685
However, the whereabouts of
an entire boatload of oil--

434
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,686
[SNIFFING]

435
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,687
--is still missing.

436
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,955
And I assure you...

437
00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:17,291
that this investigative
reporter--

438
00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:18,859
[SNIFFING]

439
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,294
--will waste no time

440
00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:21,662
in finding it.

441
00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:23,698
Holy drips.

442
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,133
Now that's what I
call fast reporting.

443
00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:28,135
[ALL LAUGHING]

444
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,113
BATCOMPUTER: <i> Bat message.</i>

445
00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:42,049
Clayface and Catwoman
made quite a team, Batman.

446
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,284
But a team that didn't
know the score, Robin.

447
00:21:44,286 --> 00:21:46,353
Crime never pays.

448
00:21:47,656 --> 00:21:49,123
Well, how do I look, guys?

449
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,959
BOTH: Is that really
you, Bat-Mite?

450
00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:52,960
In the flesh.

451
00:21:52,962 --> 00:21:54,862
I've got a heavy
date with Batgirl.

452
00:21:54,864 --> 00:21:56,931
She's gonna wonder where
I've been all her life.

453
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,802
And wherever you've been,
she'll probably be thankful.

454
00:22:01,804 --> 00:22:03,804
[LAUGHING]

455
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,893
[♪♪♪]